“Can you get it?” Her voice echoed oddly, distorted by the oven.
I’d already gotten up to do just that. At first I opened it just a crack, expecting a boy or girl scout fundraiser. I saw the right side of Lisa’s face, her brown hair curly on her shoulder.
“Lisa!” I flung the door open and grabbed her in a hug. The grocery bag she held flipped around and hit me in the back. “What are you doing here?”
She pulled back and lifted the bag. “It’s steak and BJ day.”
I turned to Diane in the kitchen, but she looked as confused as I felt.
“It’s Pi day,” I said. “March 14. Three point one four.”
It was Lisa’s turn to look confused. “Pi? Like circles?”
I nodded.
“Oh, well it’s also Steak and Blow Job day.”
Diane covered her mouth, but she still spluttered with laughter. “You brought steak.”
“Yeah. I also have the BJ.” She gave me a sly smile and ran her hand down the front of my jeans. I hadn’t been hard a moment ago.
Just four more weeks until... Pi day, yeah, that's it. LOL Be sure to check out all the other teasers!
